Lindell

When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).

Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!

by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021

Bus Lines in Israel

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Bad link

When you pull up to the function and it’s dead

Why’d you make us come to this busted ass party like, this is bad link

by onperiodtluv January 30, 2021

linussy

the power lin manuel miranda has to be a lyrical genius and makes an absolute banger song

dang! lin really put his whole linussy into this song!

by teddybearfluff December 7, 2021

Lint Balls

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.

The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

draw a chalk line

This is old police jargon for processing the victim in a crime scene.

If you don't keep your doors locked, a cop may draw a chalk line around you someday!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

linkjack

To post something on reddit that was previously posted to Digg.

Did you see that story on reddit? Yes, it's a linkjack from Digg.

by noynoy-a September 16, 2010