Lightning Quick Larcenist

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it

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by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020

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chasing white lightning

A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.

B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.

A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning

by 1113zxe October 14, 2017

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Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 06, 2013

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ford lightning

The Ford Lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the fastest as we all know). The Lightning is powered by a POS Ford 5.4L motor with a nice Eaton supercharger (God forbid Ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). Lightning's are mainly garbage because they are made by Ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. Predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.

1. My Ford Lightning got whooped on the 1320 by SRT-10.
2. Hot damn! That little SRT-4 Peon just smoked my Ford Lightning!
3. I'm not going to Bitlo, My Ford Lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(

by Richie F. August 12, 2007

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Tampa Bay Lightning

An NHL team based in Tampa, Florida. Owned by Jeff Vinik, their GM is Steve Yzerman, and their head coach is Guy Boucher. The Lightning have 3 players who have made names for themselves in the NHL in Vincent Lecavalier, Martin St. Louis, and Steven Stamkos. They are potential playoff contenders for the 2010-11 season.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the Tampa Bay Lightning game against Philadelphia last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, 8-7, that's just crazy!

Guy 1: Yep!

by helloandgoodbye January 28, 2011

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