Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

lemon

A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.

Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.

by John Snell April 17, 2006

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

LEMOI

LEMOI
A word that describes how much you are enjoying yourself to friends (that are not in same room with you)without letting those around you know how happy you are about a situation thats happening right in front of your face even though other people in room are clueless to your inward smirk of joy....

LEMOI is a word said..to let others know...that you are happy in that moment

LEMOI is pronounced lamoy

LEMOI is a word that can be said quickly to let others know all is well without a long conversation

LEMOI said quickly means don't worry I AM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT...even if others know you might be in an awkward situation..

Let me tell you.....it might be bad of me to say...but today I was like...LEMOI...even though it was hard seeing that person deal with their own admissions of guilt talking about others...i was like LEMOI and kept my mouth shut

by PRETTY IN COPPER April 13, 2017

Lemonism

Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.

Guy 1: “What are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am thanking Darrel through the religion of Lemonism…”

by Xirock October 6, 2023

Backdoor Lemonade Stand

The act of urinating into another person's anus and then watching as that individual deficates your urine into plastic cups.

I gave your mother the ol' backdoor lemonade stand last night.

by Achilles44444444 January 28, 2009

im a lemon

I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon

This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 31, 2017