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Would you like a large fry to go with that shake? 

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

Law of large numbers 

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.
Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda 

big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Giving it Large

Phrase used to describe outragous,loud,cheeky, gobbybehaviour of a person, or persons. Similar to giving it the big one
Look at them fans over there giving it large, we'll beat their side next week!
Giving it Large by tomtank December 9, 2011

steppen large 

overdose on penis enlargement pills
party dudes walk around pool steppen large pants pulled up showing off. Mexican dudes walk around with pants pulled down because they have nothing to show off.