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Looser laps

To drive around a a mall, park or any place where people gather in a search for females or just trying to look cool, usually with speakers on blast with several people in the car.
Look at those dumbasses doing looser laps it is like there third trip!
by Kyle and kenny August 17, 2008
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lap girl

by Darker Eon May 26, 2014
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Victory Lap

Upon shooting a monster load directly on a partners face, the male uses junk in a clockwise motion to soak up all love juice and insert said junk back into partners pie hole.
Oh man, I can't believe that girl I swooped at the club last night blew me in the bathroom and let me take a victory lap.
by Rick Wisdom August 1, 2011
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laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
ah I gotta go do some laps
by bubkrer April 15, 2005
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poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.
"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"
by ybanrab May 5, 2006
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lip lap

A rare way of kissing/snogging. Not many people use this way. They prefer sticking their tongues down the other person's throat.
I thought that she was going to do lip lap but she wanted to do tongues.

1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!
by Greg A. Woodin August 6, 2007
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Lap Top

A woman over 18 who dances and slides over your lap for money
Jlo is a Lap Top
by Maverick October 16, 2003
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