knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

red knob

person with red pubes

charles lucas

james maxwell

james heilbronn

by mapps June 24, 2003

knob cheese

Knob cheese is then dairy product produced on a penis.
Note: this cheese is not from cows

Cameron: Hey man wassup

Dave Mustaine: Under my foreskin lays a large deposit of knob cheese.

Cameron: Indeed

by cameronismadd February 24, 2011

fuck-knob

A stupid person whose only purpose is to waste oxygen. (See also douche bag)

"Get the hell out of my way, you fuck-knob!"

by vicfan March 23, 2004

Knobbing the bird

Rubbing the knob of your cock on the clitoris in a back and fourth motion.

Sally grabbed my cock and just started knobbing the bird! She loved it!

by Luckyism69 October 16, 2010

knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

by emilybeaver May 14, 2006