Jordan

Jordan is a great guy who loves all his friends and will trust what you say he is kinda shy when you first meet him but he turns out cool

"Jordan is an amazing person"

by Love puppy's July 23, 2018

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

A guy with a small ass dick

That guy has a Jordan

by My meat February 9, 2019

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.

Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!

by U.dont.know May 22, 2018

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019