mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.

Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!

by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017

biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017

Jenner Jinx

It is like the Kardashian curse only that the jinx is caused by dating or having relations with a Jenner.

Woman: Did you see Blake Griffin hanging out with Kendal Jenner?

Man: Looks like he's getting the Jenner Jinx!

by Cosmic Doge September 3, 2017

poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019

Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.

Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess

by Souls_fan April 4, 2023

puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 March 5, 2011

flying the blunt/joint

When a person is talking too long while holding a blunt or a joint and doesn’t pass it until it goes out.

Hey yo David, stop flying the blunt/joint man

by densmenace August 7, 2018