Jellymintitis

A disease you get when yo ass gets jealous as hell.

Kendra grew upset and angry when her boyfriend hung out with another girl only for her best friend to promptly diagnose her with Jellymintitis.

Jellymintitis will most likely be diagnosed by close friends and or family.

Warning; If you are in a relationship, you have a high chance of catching this horrible disease that may prove deadly.

by NgoWayDudes June 17, 2018

Jellybean

A minecraft youtube who exploded in late 2021 for her (?) popular minecraft comedy (?) Youtube shorts videos. She has been widely mocked for her been fucking annoying

Jellybean is to the annoying as Kyles Mom is to the word bitch

Stan:Hey,wanna watch some Jellybean
Kenny:Nah,more like Jellymid

by Mr.shyguy644 March 9, 2022

Leet Jelly

The physical manifestation of leet.

Joe-hey jon you got like one kill that round, whats the matter?
Jon-I used up all my Leet Jelly ,i need to order another jar.

by sykishi December 9, 2008

Awkward Jellyfish

an awkward jellyfish is when a situation becomes to awkward to handle and instead of saying "awkward" you make the motion of expanding and contracting your hands with your palms to the sky..

awkward jellyfish

by awkward jellyfish master June 22, 2011

ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.

It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.

by ibyleague December 2, 2011

slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.

Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014