jeef

god of ganja

jeef says "the future is green"

by Jeef Himself June 4, 2003

Jeff Sessions

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

jeff

someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice

by je2f November 10, 2008

Port Jefferson

City on Long Island in New York that St. Charles Hospital is located. Which is the birth place of many of the children on Long Island. Also known as Port Jeff.

I was born in Port Jefferson

by Amberrr Nicoleee December 23, 2008

Jeff'd

A practical joke, that by it's nature is harmless.

Named after Jeff Bridges, and his fictional show on Saturday Night Live.
Such as placing a fake telegram at hotel lobby, only the victim gets flowers. Jeff Bridges immediately appears and explains the prank.

Dude, you just got Jeff'd.

by RCTWEDT December 29, 2010

Jeff

One of the coolest people you'll meet! Super silly and witty. Jeff will always put a smile on your face. He's one hell of a dancer and knows how to partay too! A total "people person". He's got a gang of friends and everywhere he goes people recognize him, bow down in worship and kiss his feet. He's just that cool. Jeff also possesses amazing artistic skills and is likely into dub-step music and hip-hop.
He's incredibly charming and will cast his spell on you. Dude's got a few tricks up his sleeves. Fa sho. ;)

"That dude is totes magical! He must be a Jeff."

by missmisa September 9, 2011

Jeff Gordon's Garage

Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.

-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.

by Super_Jew September 4, 2009