all the gear, no idea

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.

"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot

by BNox June 15, 2016

Idea/Suggestion

The Idea/Suggestion board is pretty much the greatest board out there. It grows the best flowers, and has the best apple trees and smells the best (except for when Sess opens his mouth and his bad breath spreads all over). Fluffy and Sess like to *believe* they are the queen and king of the board, but everyone knows fat people can't rule any form or section on the Neoboards! The real queen is Mustang, and the king is Luke! They are probably the coolest people in the world. Luke hasn't been around in a while, but don't fret, he'll make a HUGE comeback.

This is what happens on the Idea/Suggestion board:
Sess: *fartz*
Fluffy: *lol*
Luke: *fartz bigger and better in every way*
Mustang: *drools*

by thehypocriteisback April 30, 2009

idea kraut

someone who rejects a good idea because of someones features such as tit size or erection size or boy or girl

judy-i think obama sucks bidens D!<K

John- i think obama sucks bidens D!<K

friend-ohh good observation john, judy stop slacking off!!!

judy-what an idea kraut

by kraut123 October 20, 2010

Idea ball

A Nigerian street football slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up being useful to nobody. It's usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

1. Thiago alcantara completed 12 idea balls against Manchester United

by Icy_sign January 24, 2021

Ideal Jennes Chan

Miss Chan:
sleeps 1/3 of her life
1/3 of her life buy chanel
1/12 of her life working
1/4 of her life eating

Ideal Jennes Chan:
1/2 of life sleeping
1/2 of life buy chanel

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022

willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009

Idea Banker

1. An individual who maintains a wealth of knowledge & wisdom which is consistently collected from one and dispersed to another.

2. Profiting from the collection and disbursement of knowledge & wisdom through sponsorship, currency or viewership volume.

This guy is not hoarding knowledge, he's an Idea Banker.

by IdeaBanker.com December 14, 2009