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human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.
by Big Al October 2, 2003
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Human iPod

That one person that can name the song, artist, album, composer, writer and label an artist puts out. This person can also do this from a few beats of a song.
*song starts to play*
Friend: Hey, what song is this?
You: That's Nu Shooz with "I Can't Wait" off of their album 'Poolside'. They are a husband and wife team that wrote this song about wanting to get "together" *wink wink* after a long day. It's release was in the 80's. Thety are also a one hit wonder.
Friend: You damn Human iPod! *changes station*
human, iPod, ipod, music
by tea shop poet August 23, 2009
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Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.
Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.
by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022
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cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
by liz December 31, 2003
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Anti-human

Anti-human. When you realize that everyone, including your self is an idiot and an NPC. (see. NPC: Non-Player Character)

Anything that is contrary to self autonomy, self sovereignty, free will and the general spirit of life, freedom, true joy and the human endeavour.

any device or system ( including current devices and systems) put in place or exploited to limit the potential of humanity

examples: Taxation, culture, government, indoctrination, 5G, lack of protection from EMF waves, testing biological agents on the public. Public experimentation, experimentation on soldiers.The manipulation of the money supply. The manipulation of the food supply. The manipulation of markets. The lack of a "Real Free market" The manipulation of biologic and socioeconomic factors. Lobbying, corporations,priests, politicians, police and all forms of authority. Institutionalized power and authority. The Media.Lies; falsehoods. All forms of de-humanization. Selfish action,thought or deed. Indulging in self. self- indulgence. indulgence in ego. Ego mind. Egotism.Entropic and centrifugal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions instead of negentropic and centripetal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions. Self destructive instead of self sustaining.

adhering to Victim/Oppressor roles, attitudes and dichotomies

Othering people. Viewing people as "other" or "other than themselves". Prejudice; the heart of racism.

Hating humanity because of all of the above ^
I'm so Anti-Human bro. Anti-Humanity, its the new enlightenment. Anti-human because fuck people. Humanity is so Anti-Human...wtf man look at history. Look at all those anti-humans over there! Typical anti-human... Anti-humans are a foreign installation. For Anti-humans compassion is only self pity in disguise. There are so many NPC's so many anti-humans.
by dadbofor February 27, 2019
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You Beautiful Human Being

A phrase originating in Northern California. Used in place of 'thank you' or to express gratitude. Can be added on to a thank you to make it better.
*Person 1 hands Person 2 a gift.*

Person 1: Happy birthday!

Person 2: Oh thank you, you beautiful human being!
by halo's and barracudas September 17, 2012
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Humanitarian

One who admirably cares for and donates time, talent and/or treasure towards the ongoing welfare and concern of humanity.

Michael Jackson

It is believed that Michael Jackson gave upwards of $300 million dollars throughout his lifetime to charities and organisations to improve and advance the lives of others.

He is also listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the celebrity who has donated financially to the most number of charities - 29 in all.

He also visited hospitals and orphanages during his concert tours, donating equipment and money to improve the conditions for both the children and the staff.

He also regularly invited and hosted sick, terminal and under-privileged children to his Neverland home so they could spend a day enjoying the park free from the everyday care and concerns of their lives.
Michael Jackson embodied what it means to be a human being and he shows us an excellent example of how we should take care of one another in whatever capacity and means we are able.

Michael Jackson gave all of his earnings from the Victory and Dangerous Tours to charity.
He always thought of others less fortunate than himself.
Humanitarian.
by LovetheLight October 27, 2012
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