Hello, if you see this you're cool

Hello, if you see this you're cool

Hello, if you see this you're cool

by MemeTime1337 May 4, 2022

Hellboy

Can this be him?
The one I have waited centuries to see?
How strange
So far from his path that I barely see the promise of glory
Can this be him?
This Hellboy?

This Hellboy doesn't know how much he's hurt me

by anonymous September 6, 2022

steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.

A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!

by HelloTurkey July 9, 2017

albuquerque hello

When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.

A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.

by Chazmatic September 12, 2019

albuquerque hello

To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid

I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.

by Jerome93 September 12, 2019

Ding Dong Hello

a game when you ding dong ditch someone's house, but you try to make conversation and the person who talks the longest wins.

Tom: Marcus won ding dong hello last night when he talked to old man wilson for 15 minutes!

Marcus: Yeah thats right, you only talked for one minute with Mrs. Mc Glynn

by tommyeajpo'aj;fja March 23, 2011