hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008

hamel

Three humped camel

Is that a fucking hamel

by Soupwithextradog October 28, 2019

15 Rounds With Rocky Himself

Be in a fight and getting the shit knocked out of you

Man, you look horrible it looks like you went 15 rounds with rocky himself

by Alpha Dog 666 September 28, 2008

frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

by joe smith January 27, 2004

epstein didn't kill himself

You thought I was gonna put the same thing here right welll no. This is a bail and switch meme read more for more info duh

epstein didn't kill himself
Well i was gonna put it here since it doesn't appear on the search.

by iliekmaymays January 15, 2020

a frio-hamel

when u r lonely and ugly so u have to use a washing machine to screw yourself and to get an orgasm.

last night i was all alone with no date so i pulled a frio-hamel.

by a person with a face and hair March 6, 2009

hasselhoff

The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome

search it on youtube, try hasselhoff/jekyll and hyde something is bound to turn up.

by idonothaveaname March 24, 2008