A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
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He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.
Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.
Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.
And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.
And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.
Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.
Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.
And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.
And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.
Dave: Stupid Guido
Dave: Stupid Guido
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Frat Guy One: "Hey dude, do you ever wanna have a family someday? Or what career do you wanna have after college?"
Frat Guy Two: "AH, screw it dude! We're still in our Guyhoods in college! We don't need to be thinking about that bullshit right now! Let's just enjoy it while it lasts!!"
Frat Guy One: "Yeah, I guess you're right!, we don't need to be thinking about that stuff right now!"
Frat Guy Two: "AH, screw it dude! We're still in our Guyhoods in college! We don't need to be thinking about that bullshit right now! Let's just enjoy it while it lasts!!"
Frat Guy One: "Yeah, I guess you're right!, we don't need to be thinking about that stuff right now!"
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