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Guido

A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.

(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)

Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends

Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.

unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.

The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them

If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel

The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population

Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany

is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
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joey gaydos jr

teenage musician and actor. Played "Zach" in the movie "school of rock". Very good with a guitar.
Did you see joey gaydos jr play the guitar?
by jayde September 14, 2004
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Guido Pride

To get or say something to make up for something you don't have.
Look at that guy. He has so much Guido pride. He has a huge truck to make up for the penis he doesn't have.
by Jak!e June 10, 2008
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gundox

asshole; Know it all; bastard who always wants to be right
oh my god that kid wants to be a gundox
by omgitsjebus October 19, 2008
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Gaydopting

When two people of the same sex adopting a child together.
Did you hear? Chris and Ian are gaydopting a baby from Asia.
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Guido

A type of douche bag.

He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.

Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.

Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.

And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.

And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.

Dave: Stupid Guido
by Sam Hidalgo December 31, 2013
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GuyHood

The stage of male development that is in between boyhood and manhood in which the male in question is an adult but has none of the responsibilities of manhood such as being fully independent, having a career, raising a family, owning his own property, and giving back to his support network of family and friends. This stage of development is traditionally very common with young adult males in college or university.
Frat Guy One: "Hey dude, do you ever wanna have a family someday? Or what career do you wanna have after college?"

Frat Guy Two: "AH, screw it dude! We're still in our Guyhoods in college! We don't need to be thinking about that bullshit right now! Let's just enjoy it while it lasts!!"

Frat Guy One: "Yeah, I guess you're right!, we don't need to be thinking about that stuff right now!"
by Manhood'scowboy December 5, 2016
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