Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

Gronk

Kiwi pronunciation of the Traditional Irish name "Grainne", also synonymous with good fun or "craic".

Bloody Gronks into the Sav again, lock up your sons!

by maybe_kiwi October 25, 2022

GrinklePilled

to have their perspective dramatically Finkled, especially by introducing them to a new and typically disturbing understanding of the true nature of a particular brainrot.

that's GrinklePilled as fuck my guy

by therealball January 16, 2023

Glunk

An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.

Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)

Person 2: You're such a Glunk

by I_Am_racist April 3, 2023

grinkle gronk

A man who is not allowed in a 500 meter radius of a school or childcare center.

He is under my bed, i have called the authorities and they are accumulating an army to destroy him.

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by JudahtheWerido August 20, 2023

glunker

A stupid but endearing looking creature.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!

by mostindubitably October 30, 2023

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023