Goobydick

Word origin: Anderson, SC

Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.

Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!

Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.

by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017

Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

Gobby Jock

Mouthy person of the Scottish persuasion.

She`s a right Gobby Jock! Always giving an opinion.

by Mrs jock February 2, 2010

goobelgoobelsmitch

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

gobby girl

A female who is incapable of swallowing all of a man's cum when giving a man a head job. The cum spills out of her mouth and she looks like she has had more than a gob full. Also known as a gobby queen (which also applies to a gay man who cannot swallow all the cum from a male partner). Also applies in a group sex situation when a female (or male) has two cocks in their mouth and both men blow at the same time.

I don't think I'll bother with Linda anymore. I blow so much cum she becomes a gobby girl.

Dave can't take both of us in his mouth at the same time. He's such a gobby queen.

by scumdorg November 1, 2013

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008