Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit

while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin

by fattestbloke December 23, 2024

gluscious

Amazingly lustrous, thick and soft

His hair was so gluscious, I could feel its warmth from across the room

by GuigMcFu January 9, 2025

GlUSHY

A very pro gamer that is good at games And a gentleman

Your such a GlUSHY

by GlUSHY January 17, 2025

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

Glumptuous

Fat as fuck. Gluttonous with a jelly like body. Enormous with inflated rolls on every limb

That flabby armed bitch is so glumptuous when she stomps into a room belly first.

by uhohstinkythemonke February 13, 2025

glumming

where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese

jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?

glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set

by Dr.Goonhiemer February 16, 2025