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Human Giant 

A TV program that aired on MTV2, and for a short period on Comedy Central. It is a show divided into short skits, similarly to Saturday Night live, except SNL lost it's sense of "funny" ever since 1998. Human Giant is a hilarious comedy show, but can be pretty provocative and at times too much shit for handle. NOT for 11 year olds. Any other age group is fine.
Human Giant aired on the Human Giant Marathon, spanning 24 hours, quite possibly the best 24 hours on television.

At the time of the Human Giant marathon, an 11 year old boy in China died of circumstances concerning sleep deprivation and dehydration because he watched the entire marathon from start to finish. Nevertheless, that kid was a pussy.
Human Giant by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
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royal giant 

Royal Giants are the ultimate form of cancer. If you have a royal giant, then your life is officially over. There is no way to cure it, it just takes over people who are too sad to get something else
I’m sorry for the person who has the royal giant. Rip their life
royal giant by Blueberry5201 September 25, 2017

fuck me with your giant cock 

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath
seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

Jolly Green Giant 

The baddest mother in the fucking valley:

The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAVE_LOW
"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."

Ginger Giant 

A Ginger Kid who's height and weight make him a ginger giant. Known for being able to crush midgets and other people throughout the world.
Oggy is a Ginger Giant as he is 6'4" 230 pounds and can bench press your house with his ginger rage.
Ginger Giant by Red Rocket28 June 24, 2009

Electro Giant

The Electro Giant card is unlocked from the Electro Valley (Arena 11). He is a single-target, melee-ranged troop with very high hitpoints and low damage that targets only buildings. Enemy units who hit the Electro Giant while being within a 3-tile radius of him will be damaged and stunned with each hit. He generally resembles the Giant, but wears gloves, goggles, and carries what seems to be an electrical device on his back called the Zap Pack. An Electro Giant card costs 8 Elixir to deploy.

You know the goblin giant, right? if you do, you probably also know that you can't counter it with bats. well this thing is immune to every type of low health troop.

This thing is very op. It can't be swarmed, because it has a circle aoe like valkyrie and not a front aoe, unlike mega knight, which you could skarmy at the back.

The inferno tower is partially effective against countering this, since it's a building and it gives princess towers the opportunity to help. Inferno dragon is practically useless since e giant's gay backpack will reset the charge.

Pekka is the only good counter.

If you use this, you are worse than JellyBean (in a satirical way), you have no parents, you are fatherless, you have no home, you have no friends and nobody loves you. You also have no money and you live in every basement if you use this abomination of a card unironically or not because of curiosity.

Scenario at the example.
Bozo: I use Electro Giant, the op card.
Clash Royale players: you are gay. fatherless child.
JellyBean: hmm, I finally found someone worse than me.
Electro Giant by mgkisgood6969 March 27, 2022

Royal Giant 

The royal giant is a card in clash royale that is only used by the biggest cock sucking pussies on the earth, anyone who uses this card in their deck is either fucking retarded or likes to eat cock.
“Hi I’m a gay faggot and I like to use the royal giant”
Royal Giant by Wrinckles69 August 28, 2021