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The Elite Barbarians card is unlocked from the Hog Mountain (Arena 10). It spawns 2 single-target, melee, stronger, faster Barbarians with helmets, moderately high hitpoints and very high damage potential. An Elite Barbarians card costs 6 Elixir to deploy.

this card was a mistake.
I don't know why they nerf the miner when this thing exists

reasons why it's op:
it's common, which might be a flaw or a advantage, depending on your perspective
it has high health
it deals high damage
most of the time, you can only effectively counter it with negative trades
even 2.6 struggles to make a positive trade, since their primary defense (mostly) is protect the musketeer with ice golem, but the high damage allows the gay barbs to kill the musketeer fast.

The fact that I can't even call ebarb cycle skilled just shows how unskilled this card is.
Also, did you know that Supercell itself made the notorious combo with rage? Yes. They did.

This makes EA look like a developer of a underrated game that isn't money hungry, this makes Meowbahh look like Jesus Christ, also this makes JellyBean look like Yahweh and makes GE3T3E look like the guy that created Yahweh....

I have too many insults for them that I'm not even finishing it.

Tl;dr: if you use this card, you have no skill, you have no father and you have no friends.
Bozo: i use elite barbarians, the nigh unbeatable win condition with rage.
People who are sane: your blocc button looks good rn
by mgkisgood6969 April 20, 2022
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I tested this deck on Master Royale for research purposes. ( I was arena 4 at the time i did but I quit at arena 9)
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)

In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.

It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.

Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."
Clanmember1: So I heard about this "hog cycle" deck, what is it and why does everyone hate it?
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*
by mgkisgood6969 July 21, 2022
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honestly i overlooked this perk
the mindflayer perk is a perk from the Roblox game decaying winter
It releases a spider which literally controls the enemies (aka scavengers)
I expected it to be good but it's lowkey mid
Notes:
Enemies must be atleast at 79/80 (?) Hp to control them
Damaged enemies will regen their health fully
You can't control alien babarue (aka skinner), billie eilish (aka hanger), ultraman max (aka sickler), not larry with shield (aka guards) and arabic sniper (aka yosef)
mindflayer perk is kinda mid
by mgkisgood6969 May 3, 2022
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bozo: ultraman max is mid
normal person: its ultraman max appreciation month
bozo was found missing in july 19
by mgkisgood6969 July 18, 2022
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It is a no skill deck in clash royale. It takes TWO fingers to destroy someone with it.

and two fingers to get destroyed, too.
There is also a variety, two varieties if I'm correct.

Lumberloon Double Dragon Freeze Golem, which is just simply known as Lumberloon Freeze. It consists of 2 dragons, a freeze, and double dragons.
If I'm correct, there is also a variant with 3 dragons, freeze, barb barrel and tornado too.

MOST lumberloon variations use Barb Barrel instead of Log. Take note of this, as it can help you when in peril, such as a low hp tower in overtime. A fireball/arrows is probably enough to take them out. A tornado to the middle is also enough to kill the barbarian.

The weakness of lumberloon decks is that most of them lack heavy spells. Use this to your advantage.

(btw this thing still hella gay ok i just wanted to point out the weaknesses)

Most people who use this deck are homosexual, or queer.
FemboyThighs: Guys, lumberloon is the best and most skilled deck, and it takes more skill than 2.gay lol (note: 2.6 is actually gay)
Gigachad: yes, 2.6 lacks skill, truly. But, lumberloon takes even less skill.
MASTER WU FROM NINJAGO HOLD ON YOOOO: It's an eye for an eye. It takes two taps to destroy and be destroy.
VentiSimp: no bro, lumberloon is very hard to play and takes skill
ULTRAMAN MAX (HES BACK): no gay here *kicks FemboyThighs and VentiSimp*
by mgkisgood6969 November 22, 2022
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bro is a one hit wonder because of His clone rappers song
yeah that's it
and the theory wasn't even half good
you know there's something called "rehab" and "changing tattoos privately"
he looks like logic without glasses
tom MacDonald is a one hit wonder that looks like logic without glasses
tom macdonald: gays eminem and uhh jellymid and all png youtubers are clones and they will make your children praise the illumination (illuminati misspelled on purpose)
any sane human: no, theres something called rehab
by mgkisgood6969 May 30, 2022
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Club penguin. Totally doesn't mean anything else.
Npc: Yo, do you like CP?
Npc2: Yeah, I watch CP everyday
Npc: Wait, watch? I'm talking about Club Penguin here.
Npc2: ...
Npc: hold on....
by mgkisgood6969 April 6, 2023
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