Genitacular

Spectacular, but in a sexual way; especially something a male would find stimulating.

"Yo, that chick's tits were genitacular!"
"Her dancing skills are genitacular!"
"Salma Hayek always looks genitacular."

by Striker37 December 9, 2008

genitoe

A male camel-toe, where the pants are so tight you can see his balls.

"Man, those skinny jeans are completely showing his genitoe."

by qball26 May 4, 2009

Genie's Three Magic Wishes

Occurs when a man is receiving oral sex from a female, and as he reaches the point of ejaculation simultaneously puts his hand on her head and pushes it down as to make her deep throat and yells out "SHAZAM!!" as he cums in her mouth

"I gave that girl from the party the genie's three magic wishes last night."

by Ohiohacker May 27, 2009

Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

genital origami

1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.

At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami

by PooSquad March 1, 2007

fighting doberman pinscher genitilias

the new mascot for the notre dame fighting irish.

Ron Burgundy: today in sports- The University of Notre Dame has decided to change it's mascot from the Fighting Irish to the Fighting Doberman Pinscher Genitilias. Students were outraged at this change.

by michaelgotta November 20, 2006

genital warts

A hard sort of lump/mound that lives within a man/womans southern region e.g penis

Amy: Shit man, did you hear bout Mike?
Alice: What?!
Amy: Sally went down on him and there were these huge genital warts, hiding in his pubes!
Alice: Shittttt!

by AmyWameyLovesTheOlderMan June 2, 2007