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French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
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french soup

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again
James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic
by M1khale October 6, 2015
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french hoe

A female known to kiss people they are not involved with romantically while intoxicated to seem cool or for attention. Using tongue or not does not matter.
She's just tried to kiss me again claiming I was beautiful, but I swerved her... I know she's a French hoe

Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.
by MansaMusadaZezz January 4, 2017
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french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"
by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020
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French teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french
my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?
by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020
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french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.
While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.
by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017
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French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.
Francois got a wicked French tent last night.
by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016
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