french hoe

A female known to kiss people they are not involved with romantically while intoxicated to seem cool or for attention. Using tongue or not does not matter.

She's just tried to kiss me again claiming I was beautiful, but I swerved her... I know she's a French hoe

Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.

by MansaMusadaZezz January 4, 2017

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French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.

Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.

by coke daddy March 8, 2015

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french dispatch

Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.

"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"

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French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.

Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"

by TheMedicineMan March 16, 2011

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French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

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