Foon

A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.

Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.

When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.

by Foon Victim February 18, 2004

Foock

Foock malachi's favorite word

What the foock

by Billy bog November 18, 2017

Fooker

One who is addicted to updating Facebook to a point in which reality is supplanted with the online social network website.

My sister sits in front of the computer 16 out of 24 hours a day updating her Facebook status, so I call her a fooker.

by PsychologicalNinja August 16, 2009

fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett

James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob

by unknown October 21, 2004

fook

A female mook. Usually a girl that drinks and is in a sorority. Also can be in reference to a combination of a feeb+mook = fook.

Girl: I'm gonna get so wasted tonight! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Stupid fook.

by alex November 30, 2006

fonk

A catch-all word, meaning anything, depending on the context in which it is uttered.

That girl/boy is such a fonk!

by Nathan_T August 20, 2006

foondart

one who breaks wind while bathing and then eats the bubbles

Leroy is the only admitted foondart in our whole school.

by Jonny K March 23, 2003