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Cat Folder

(Noun) A person who folds a perfectly innocent cat for personal and sometimes perverted pleasure. (Verb) The act of folding a cat for reasons of gaining pleasure. (Adj) One who is described as; likes the art of folding cats for pleasure.
Kritlle's mother came home to find him cat folding in the bathroom.

He is a cat folder to the max. He has a basement full of felines.

The cat folder lured stray cats to his house with catnip and fancy feast.
by Mr WordSmith August 3, 2013
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folder

Someone who folds, using spare computer capacity.
A contibutor to Stanford University's Folding at Home project.
As you have such a powerful computer, and don't use it a lot, why not become a folder?

He's some folder: seven PCs folding and he wants to build three more!
by logicman_alf September 21, 2008
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Federlining

I'm sick of looking for a job, so I'm just Federlining around the house.
by Mistress Maxine July 29, 2006
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Fober

Means to be Facebook sober. Someone who has recently deleted their Facebook account and/or friends.
I am now Fober for 3 weeks. I deleted my facebook account.
by hookedonit July 14, 2011
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Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.
Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 17, 2007
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cannon-fodder complex

Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.

Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.

2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!

3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
by Mark H July 10, 2004
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world wrestling federation

The World Wrestling Federation WAS the worldwide leader in "Sports-Entertainment" specializing in scripted, wacky storylines and fixed matches during a time period from 1980-2002 when it was FORCED by those arrogant "pandas" aka the World Wildlife Fund for Nature to change their promotional name from World Wrestling Federation (the real WWF) to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), since then WWE has become a shithole where pussy ass bitches like John Cena (a wannabe who can't wrestle for shit) and Randy Orton (who at time of definition entry was Unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion) SCREW WWE!!

Long Live the REAL WWF (World Wrestling Federation)!!!!!
Person 1) Sir,I demand you donate $100 to the WWF
Person 2) Why? so you can ruin my life?
Person 1) Excuse Me? You disrespectful jerk!!!
Person 2) I ain't dealing with no stupid ass, good for nothing "pandas" who STOLE the WWF initials from that wrestling promotion in Stamford, CT
Person 1) Why are you still angry about that?
Person 2) Because EVERYBODY knows that the real WWF stands for World Wrestling Federation, so take that biatch!!!!
Police Officer) Sir, you're now under arrest for harassment of a wildlife-based fundraising organization!!!!
Person 2) NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
by JDawg01913 March 2, 2014
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