A term given to anyone whose sexual orientation isn't fixed but changes throughout his or her lifetime. Lesbians and gays think in completely binary terms and believe that any straight person who says this is in actuality a gay man or lesbian in denial however if a woman comes out later on in life having sucked cock for the first 40 years this is completely disregarded. The same with a gay man who occasionally bangs one of his female friends in the ass.
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Get the fluid mug.A dumb ass that doesnt understand what to do when you them to. often used with the adjective "fuckin"
Steve: Go ask that bitch to go out with you!
Max: No. What if she says no?
Steve: Your a fuckin flude!
Max: No. What if she says no?
Steve: Your a fuckin flude!
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Get the gender fluid mug.A unique slang term used for semen, cum or large amounts of sperm, warm sexual fluids or ejaculate. Normally gag fluid is swallowed happily by those who love its warm, thick, gooey consistency, saltwater smell and sharp taste.
A large amount of male ejaculate man soup or baby gravy shot down the throat and consumed by someone who can handle its surprising taste and quality. People who love to swallow gag fluid have strong stomachs and good gag reflexes.
Gag fluid can either have a sweet, cake-like (cake batter) taste or a salty, bitter taste depending on the person's diet, health and the recipient's unique tongue and taste buds.
A large amount of male ejaculate man soup or baby gravy shot down the throat and consumed by someone who can handle its surprising taste and quality. People who love to swallow gag fluid have strong stomachs and good gag reflexes.
Gag fluid can either have a sweet, cake-like (cake batter) taste or a salty, bitter taste depending on the person's diet, health and the recipient's unique tongue and taste buds.
1. Cool Guy #1: "Look, I had no idea that Summer was such a spoogehog. She was cool at first but then she started acting like an ungrateful, childish little slut!"
Cool Guy #2: "Why did she start acting like such a bitch towards you man when you did so much for her?"
Cool Guy #1: "I have no idea, but one thing I do know for certain is that she deserves to get filled up with bucket loads of warm gag fluid!"
Cool Guy #2: "Yeah man I know...what goes around, 'cums' around!"
2. "That amazingly sexy girl that I just met, always begs for my baby batter because she told me that gag fluid makes her so, so happy. She's such a Cum Angel!"
3. Lady killer's friend: "Hey man, did that new hot girl give you a blowjob last night?
Lady killer: "OMG dude you wouldn't believe it! She generously swallowed my entire load of gag fluid, wiped her face, licked her lips, hands and fingers clean, smiled at me with excitement, then she told me that my cum tastes like cake mix. WTF!!"
4. Friend A: "Did you know that eating a lot of sweet-tasting things like celery, cinnamon, parsley and drinking natural fruit juices like pineapple, blueberry and strawberry-kiwi juice will make your semen taste sweeter and more delicious for your partner?
Friend B: "Really?"
Friend A: "Yep, I didn't believe it either, but my new girlfriend told me that it must work for real because now my gag fluid tastes better than ever!"
Cool Guy #2: "Why did she start acting like such a bitch towards you man when you did so much for her?"
Cool Guy #1: "I have no idea, but one thing I do know for certain is that she deserves to get filled up with bucket loads of warm gag fluid!"
Cool Guy #2: "Yeah man I know...what goes around, 'cums' around!"
2. "That amazingly sexy girl that I just met, always begs for my baby batter because she told me that gag fluid makes her so, so happy. She's such a Cum Angel!"
3. Lady killer's friend: "Hey man, did that new hot girl give you a blowjob last night?
Lady killer: "OMG dude you wouldn't believe it! She generously swallowed my entire load of gag fluid, wiped her face, licked her lips, hands and fingers clean, smiled at me with excitement, then she told me that my cum tastes like cake mix. WTF!!"
4. Friend A: "Did you know that eating a lot of sweet-tasting things like celery, cinnamon, parsley and drinking natural fruit juices like pineapple, blueberry and strawberry-kiwi juice will make your semen taste sweeter and more delicious for your partner?
Friend B: "Really?"
Friend A: "Yep, I didn't believe it either, but my new girlfriend told me that it must work for real because now my gag fluid tastes better than ever!"
by summers_over September 26, 2011
Get the gag fluid mug.When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
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