flabding

A word used to describe Ryan when he is being a boob.

Person: Man, you're such a flabding.
You: your children are flabdings.

by weeniswoman September 14, 2014

fladulated

Intoxicated to the point of making an arse of yourself.

Joe and I got so fladulated last night. I'm gonna get so fladulated at Wayno's BBQ.

by grabbelsdorf November 7, 2014

Flail Mary

(video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.

Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."

Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."

by Knoxford English Dictionary January 12, 2015

flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina

That hooker had some flails that looked like clams

by flailersrus June 5, 2015

Fladenwichser

(Fla-denVik-ser)

Translated from German to "Flatbread Wanker", this word defines a person who masturbates with flatbread.

Look at Timmy over there, he's such a Fladenwichser

by Tacolover1999 October 13, 2015

fladoodling

Fladoodling is something you do with your boyfriend/girlfriend in a car, late at night.

I started by kissing him/her.. then tied his/her arms to the headrest.. then we started fladoodling.. then I sacrificed him to the overlord.

by _._Fladoodle_._ February 28, 2016

flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016