christian fletcher

The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad

Guy 1: do you see that guy vaping?
Guy 2: yeah he's a total Christian Fletcher

by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018

Connor Fletcher

Never fucking comes out

"Why cant we do 8 a side?"
"Cause Connor Fletchers not fucking here"

by itouchlittlegirls January 20, 2020

poppy fletcher

very unfunny person and usually thinks shes sick but not also likes to smell sweat

hey isnt poppy fletcher unfunny

by Horhey Money Morgan December 11, 2021

spencer fletcher

The hottest fucking amazing girl anyone may ever meet. She is so perfect, beautiful, sweet and love that your heart will melt on site. This might be dangerous.. a melting heart can be a urgent, life threatening health condition and you can blame her with her absolute perfection

Bob: "Is that Spencer Fletcher?"

Everyone: *dies*

by Trueone010101 January 15, 2022

jack fletcher

Women repeler, child attractor, dates minors(Boys), miller, zesty, kinky but lets not forget his mother is leng.

Don’t be a jack fletcher or you might go to prison

Doing a jack fletcher

by yungNickOnDaTrack February 27, 2023

Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023

Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.

Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023