Eric

Means retarded writer.
An Eric often writes provoking comments on important matters.
His texst often include terrible math.
An Eric also makes any everyday-thing sound wrong.

"And my butt was so sore after that camping trip"
Eric slept on a rock.

by tower of babel November 20, 2012

Erice

Someone with a big booty. AND BOOBIES.
Super sexy

Ex. WOOOOOAH ERICE

by erice1212 January 9, 2013

Eric

A retarded person with the smallest penis in the multi-verse. He is usually known to be asian.

Ex. My name is Eric and this is very true.

by Ratface212 May 15, 2010

Eric

A small child who is exceptionally adept at climbing trees, but as a result of his arms that have adapted to be like twigs to better blend in, they are also only as strong as twigs. Usually this means he may fall out of said tree and have brain damage, usually resulting in memory loss and forgetting most commonly names.

Trevor: Hey where's Eric?
John: He's in the trees.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019

Eric

adorable ginger who loves to play field hockey. tends to gravitate towards BRIGHTLY coloured clothing and vintage stores. also tends to like sexy dancer chicks

"Man, that's something Eric would wear."

"Duude, that girl is totally Eric's type"

by FriendofMonkeys March 16, 2010

Eric

Super good looking
Really Nice
Has a really attractive voice
Has glasses
Tall
A bit older than you, but that doesn't stop you from liking him 😏😏

Girl 1: Omg look @ eric he looks so cute tdy!
Girl 2: I know *-*
Girl 1: I wish I was with him!!
Girl 2: lol, not gonna happen
~Eric comes over sits next to Girl 2~
Eric: Hey <3 :*

Katie+Eric=<3

by Katie:*:)) January 15, 2017

Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014