reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

butt erection

When you look at someone and your butt tingles.

Man victor just gave me a butt erection when I saw him today.

by KrislorRich February 16, 2018

courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.

In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.

by daninater April 17, 2015

erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.

Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing

by Allister December 6, 2007

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006