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courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
by daninater April 17, 2015
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butt erection

When you look at someone and your butt tingles.
Man victor just gave me a butt erection when I saw him today.
by KrislorRich February 16, 2018
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Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.
Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.
by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021
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political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.
Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017
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erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.
Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing
by Allister December 6, 2007
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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.
Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.
by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011
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Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.
Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!
by eilick baals July 9, 2006
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