by Micheal Scott May 11, 2019

The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat
‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’
by Edisprettysexy February 3, 2020

A complete state of hallucination brought on by an extreme consumption of alcohol. One is not responsible for their actions whilst in a state of “benji-ed.”
by Koopaking5 October 10, 2017

1. A person who has a schnob shaped forehead
2. An automatic depiction of a chav
3. A person who smells of smegma or tuna that is not dolphin friendly
4. Another term for cheese and onion pie (recent)
2. An automatic depiction of a chav
3. A person who smells of smegma or tuna that is not dolphin friendly
4. Another term for cheese and onion pie (recent)
1. Eddie has a schnob-ed
2. Eddie is a schnob-ed
3. Eddie, you smell of fish you schnob-ed
4. Oh my Eddie, what a tasty schnob-ed pie this is
2. Eddie is a schnob-ed
3. Eddie, you smell of fish you schnob-ed
4. Oh my Eddie, what a tasty schnob-ed pie this is
by eddiephathead September 20, 2006

Any kind of brace used to keep wobbly joints in place. Usually used by people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, especially the Hypermobility Type (aka Joint Hypermobility). Wrist and knee and elbow braces, ring splints, kinesio-tape or rocktape.
Wobbly af today, need the EDS mech before I drive or my fingers will pop out.
I'd sublux all over the place without my EDS mech.
I'd sublux all over the place without my EDS mech.
by EDSgeek December 15, 2016

i'm a friend of ed. he follows me everywhere.
by mariec33 October 19, 2008

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.
by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011
