2 definitions by Edisprettysexy

Ed McCracken

The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat

‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’

by Edisprettysexy February 3, 2020

Speno

top lad with great banter, his style is better than most and he knows how to ball on a budget, despite his success in gcses he will certainly fail his A Levels due to alcoholism
- founder of stuck porn

‘wow thats speno, what a mad lad’
‘i wish my alcohol tolerance was as high as speno’s’

by Edisprettysexy February 4, 2020