Dinosaur Blood

The decayed organic matter in the ground that over time has been refined into modern day petroleum products.

Yo Vinny! I need to fill up the caddy with some dinosaur blood before hitting the Jersey Shore.

by Jeff Ro. December 27, 2010

Dinosaur Head

When you recieve head (Blow Job) from an elderly person

I go to the nursing home to get Dinosaur head

by Blazan007 July 24, 2011

dinosaurgasm

A gigantic prehistoric sexual climax. Like when Godzilla gets laid.

I haven't had a dinosaurgasm in a hundred million years.

by terry dactyl November 12, 2013

Dinosaur

Official Latin translation: terrible lizard

The Dinosaur T-Rex is the king of the tyrant lizards.

by Mercedes78 November 18, 2022

dinosaur

An elite in halo that has an enomourse back to beat down, a head that sticks out that is easy to snipe, and just plainly the ugliest face in the world. They are mainly used by nubs and bks.

Dino for short

Dude i totally sniped that dino back there in the head what a nub.

Dude we have a dinosaur on our team! We are going to lose!

by FFA Trash August 4, 2007

dinosauric

adj. = Any living thing or object that resembles or has evolved from dinosaurs.

Ooh, look at those tortoise. Don't they look dinosauric!

by Tiny Sian April 21, 2008

Barney The Dinosaur

Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...

1. He gives them lots of candy

2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)

3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom

4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"

So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!

Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?

Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?

Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile

Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit

by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018