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Duce n a half

When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!

Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.

Bro2: I love those!
by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011
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Dulesh

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team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.
"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."
by Marko June 24, 2004
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Disco Duce

Takin a crap while at the club
I shouldn't have ate before we came to the club , I gotta drop a disco duce.
by sol*los July 4, 2008
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Black Duece

It's when your poop is big that it is the size of one or two black penises. Size may vary from 8 to 16 inches.
by ilikeshit123 November 6, 2012
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Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece
Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?
by Peteytreats August 6, 2009
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duece

MOM:I gotta lay a huge ass DUECE
by SaltyOctopus March 9, 2009
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