Golden Doorknob

gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)

-verb

The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob

After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!

by MyExRex December 31, 2009

Dookie

Term of endearment of the deepest of love.

Jesse: I love you, Dookie.
Christina: Aww, thanks midget face.!

by Fro Nasty August 27, 2016

Doorkeeper

A Doorkeeper is the person or entity that the Seeker will encounter at the entrance to the Spirit Realm. They guide Spiritual Initiates into (and back from) the Spirit world. They help the Initiate to prepare for the journey through the door. They also assist the Initiate with safely returning from the Spirit World.

The Doorkeeper will appear when the Seeker is ready to pass through the door and into the Spirit World for Guidance. The Doorkeeper will show the Seeker the location of the door. Is is then up to the Seeker to pass through it. No one call tell you what is on the other side of the door. This you will need to experience for yourself to understand your Purpose here.

by Truth Seeker By Night October 13, 2020

Doorknob Game

Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.

Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game

by Al Coholick January 24, 2022

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007