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dist-Urban Dictionary

The part of the Urban Dictionary that after reading makes you feel icky or otherwise disturbed.
I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.
by Drayuh February 16, 2009
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Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
by The Conjurer March 20, 2020
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cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.
“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!
by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020
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Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.
We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.
by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010
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Distinction

A word used to describe a favourable situation. A substitute for such words as: awesome, great, fantastic, good, amazing, cool.
Jessica: Let's go to the fair Marco, it'll be bangin'!
Marco: The fair's back in town? This is going to be well distinction.
by Mr. Distinction February 22, 2010
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Dist

Someone that isn't even worthy of being called something that exists. Also can be used to call someone a loner. Not to be mistaken as 'Dissed'.
Spammer: "Make a wish, post this to 10 things, and look at ur hand lol."
Person: "Dumbass."
Person 2: "He's not even a dumbass. That's to kind. he just a dist."
by Darkneo449 February 20, 2011
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distaffside

on the female line of the family (from distaff + side); distaff = dizen-staff, stick to be wound with flax for weaving (this being the hunter-gatherer female function)
spearside
No, that was her great-uncle distaffside
by Alarick September 2, 2006
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