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Dickalect

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.
Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.
by operand September 28, 2010
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dicker space

You want to sell your old couch. You want $100 for it. But on Kijiji you ask for $150. The space between $150 and $100 is the dicker space.
Lynn- I think i will put my couch for sale on Kijiji! I will advertise it for $100 bucks.

Shirley- Don't do that Lynn. Advertise it for $150. It gives you dicker space.
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Dickcess

The accomplishment of bringing a girl home after a nightout, and penising her.
Ernie: Did you penis that slut girl last night?
Bert: Yes, one of my better dickcesses.
by JustineTobuscus May 17, 2012
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dickelganger

"Dude's dick looked exactly like mine. I found my dickelganger."
by Alottapuss January 12, 2016
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get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
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tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.
by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013
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Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.
I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.
by JaneBlow April 10, 2016
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