Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.

Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.

by Gily October 20, 2025

SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent

A revolutionary five-module AI framework that transforms how non-technical users interact with complex databases. The SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support (SIMS) Data Agent eliminates the need for SQL expertise by enabling natural language queries across multiple database tables while maintaining enterprise-grade reliability. Unlike traditional database interfaces requiring technical knowledge, SIMS interprets user intent, generates appropriate SQL, and delivers insights through conversation and visualizations without users needing to understand database structure or terminology.

SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.

Our marketing director asked the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent, 'Which campaigns drove the most revenue last quarter?' And in under 10 seconds, SIMS pulled data from three separate database tables, created a visualization showing ROI by channel, and suggested we increase spending on email campaigns based on conversion trends- something that previously would have required three different analysts and two days of work.

by analyticintelligencesolutions April 16, 2025

Data Dogged

To backout last minute.

My new employer data Dogged me 2 weeks before my joining date.

by potter_is_not_my_name November 4, 2022

data sovereignty

Maintaining ownership and direct control of your data. Preserving and defending data integrity and security by limiting access.

They lost their data sovereignty by uploading it to the cloud.

by vududady January 4, 2017

Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.

I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.

by the_hmm July 18, 2025