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criss cross

when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand
He does the criss cross with his brother.
by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010
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Criss Angel

A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"
"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"
by Criss Angels Hairspray December 22, 2008
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The Criss-Cross

From the cosmo website:

" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
by The helper with CPR August 22, 2008
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quater life crisis

"My parents told me I can do anything with my life, be anyone I want to be and that the possibilities are endless...not like in their generation"

A new term for those born in Gen Y. It refers to the time when you have completed college or University and you have no clue whether you want to get married, be single, find a career, travel the world, invest, spend, start your own business, move to another city or country, settle in one place, go back to school, pay back debt... basically an exciting yet horrid time when you are happy one day, suicidal the next, and during it all.. all you can think about is... "If my 20's are supposed to be the best time of the life, then why I am so fucking CONFUSED?"
Girl Thinks: "Who wants a boyfriend when I can be a high profile business women making a 100 + a year, own my own place and never rely on a man... on the other hand... I really want to able to settle down in a small town, never work and be a stay at home mom... AHHH such a quater life crisis!"
by Kels! November 21, 2007
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Manufactured Crisis

There are a lot of "manufactured" phenomena that are disingenuous, shameful, and harmful to the evolution of the human species. Besides the all-to-common manufactured drama, there is the "manufactured crisis" that, in one common instance, upper management uses when they feel guilty for earning so much money for doing relatively nothing. They create a crisis to feel self-important and to re-assert their position in the pecking order of the organization.

Manufactured crisis can also involve skewing research and statistics, falsification of reports, outright lying, and the presentation of various unfounded data to to things like: sway public opinion, create drama in a small uneventful human lives, get a person stigmatized and/or fired from their job, acquire funding and administrative support for pet projects, and a affect a myriad of hypocritical and radically dishonest outcomes.

Being blissfully unaware, willfully obtuse, and ultimately subjugated by those employing this tactic is often embraced by those wanting to advance their own agenda and/or enforce their own preconceptions. This is a larger social phenomenon used to define (again) manufactured, superficial, and subjective dualities of "good and evil", "us and them", "right and wrong", et. al. It is common throughout the history of civilization and has been key to the human atrocities that stem from not only an innate human arrogance and elitism, but the coupling of (2) very disparate and volatile human elements: insecurity and competitive drive.

This phenomena's efficacy in "rallying troops" has helped it to become a common propaganda model used in right and left wing media, politics, and corporations which are often one-in-the-same in today's oligarchical society.
"Being a Good German", Salem Witchcraft Trials, The Crusades, Radical Islam, and definition #3 of the "Manufacturing Outrage" entry.

See also: Chomsky's "Manufacturing Consent".

"My dickhead boss fired me after years of hyper-scrutiny and manufactured crisis because I was deemed a threat to the department's soul-less administrative way of life where all they wanted was to graze (like cows) their way to retirement".
by Gay Republican May 29, 2009
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Mid Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60

See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis
"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"
by Mandielanious May 12, 2004
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crissed

cranky and pissed at the same time.
jessi was very crissed.
by spencer pearson November 13, 2007
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