crap top

A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.

Murdah: Hey dude can I get my crap top back, gonna check out youtube while I drop a duke.

by C-Murdah January 2, 2008

Crap Factory

A punk band from Huddersfield, UK

Oh my God, did you see the "Crap Factory" show last night? They rocked out!

by No1MusicFan November 8, 2009

crap chute

1. A situtation where any possible outcome is equally terrible or undesirable.

2. A pipe or channel designed to transport crap from one location to another.

Well I can tell him now or wait until he finds out on his own. Either way, it's a crap chute.

by kellyand amy April 26, 2010

crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006

crap out

wen sumthing stops operating properly

freakin controller crapped out. -crap out

by widgeon January 5, 2006

crap gasket

A ring of moistened toilet paper used to fill the space between a toilet bowl and seat with the aim of preventing the leak of odoriferous gases.

"Chicks are the chess of deucin'. Courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, crap gaskets, digital canary… That's when they caulk the gap between the bowl and the seat with wet TP to create a perfect seal."

by Enny December 28, 2007

crap n' fap

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

by ipodtouchmasttterr May 20, 2009