Corner Jump

A corner jump is a very tricky and impressive manuvure which will leave your opponent bamboozeled, flabbergasted, bewildered, gobsmacked and discombobulated. To perform this move, you must perform a big jump across a gap on a corner, usually done on the ranked takedown maps.

You will earn major street credit for this.

If you fail this you will take the consequence.

Guy1: Yo I just hit a corner jump
Gay2: You’re so cool man I want to be just like you

by RandomAsianMan April 9, 2022

correcter grammer

correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name

innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool

by Personal Shield Generator August 24, 2023

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

by bella chiola February 24, 2010

calorie corner

point at which you turn into the supermarket aisle that contains the confectionery etc unsure of whether you'll buy something or not.

i turned into calorie corner but this time determined not to buy any of that stuff.

by nebiru100 December 18, 2011

immaculate correction

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.

I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.

by stella twist October 26, 2013

Wombat Corner

When you are out on town with lads and you get into the dodgy part where the more liberal hoes are and you don't wanna walk past

Lad " im not going any further up here"
lad 2 " why not"
Lad " All the skanks up on wombat corner"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

suicide corner

When you want to kill yourself, but somebody you like or care about says that they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.

Girlfriend: If you kill yourself, I'll do the same.
You: Fuck! You just backed me into a suicide corner

by cowthe2000 March 26, 2017