Connecticut Kiss

The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.

I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...

by FallenStar65 February 2, 2019

Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

The Dallas Collection

A playing card company of a sexy man named Dallas in all different forms.

Hey do you have any of The Dallas Collection Cards?

by Dallas6969420 November 4, 2020

The Connecticut mudslide

When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you have an orgasm and shit in there mouth.

She said she wanted to do something freaky, so I suggested the Connecticut mudslide

by Big cope September 22, 2017

Connecticut effect

The fact that everyone will always hate where they live and say it is the worst. usually describes states but can be applied to schools, countries and towns. Derived from the fact that everyone born into Connecticut thinks anywhere would be better, which is in fact not true.

1. she wanted to switch highschools because she thinks hers is the worst in the world. Clearly she's been hit by the connecticut effect.

2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.

by brian82 June 30, 2010

convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over

George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.

by kreinke June 22, 2009

concoctionist

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.

These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.

by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010