conjunctionitis

A major case of red-eye caused by your staying up late obsessing over trivial parts-of-speech crap on da word-processor.

English teachers need to guard against developing conjunctionitis from fussing with ADjectives and ADverbs AD-nauseum!

by QuacksO November 25, 2023

conjugalating

When a person tries to cum on inside someone but fails and shits themselves instead.

You heard what happened to Greg yesterday? I think he was conjugalating all over the place while banging Sarah.

by danty13 December 5, 2023

conjahootin

to congregate whilst hootin and hollerin

we wasnt doin nothin wrong, we was just conjahootin’

by daddyeckert December 7, 2023

Conjourn

A sunrise over a snowy or icy place

We have to wake up early if we want to go see the conjourn tomorrow

by StevieStyle March 19, 2024

conjizzded

When your nose is stuffy…. But it’s full of jizz!!! UwU

Hey babe what’s wrong?? Nothing I’m just conjizzded *jizz runs out of nose*

by Poobum3536 March 24, 2024

conjumbulance

A ton…Like a whole lot of things. A ton of stuff all pushed together.

“Yeah..thats so much stuff.. and so many different things” Amber said.

“Yeah a whole conjumbulance of stuff” Carl replied.

“I don't think thats a word…” Amber replied.

“Shut up your parents are divorced Amber.” Carl truthfully spouted.

by UrFavRanchyboogerShit May 28, 2024

conjobbled

When something doesn't make sense or is mixed up and out of order.

girl: *gibberish*

other girl: your words are so conjobbled

by anonymous June 13, 2024