Cone Loafer

(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)

"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"

by Nestea138 October 20, 2011

Mr Cone

The funny guy on twitter (@MrCone_)

Ayyy its the funny guy Mr Cone

by Mr Cone November 7, 2020

Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.

Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

cone-o

The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.

Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?

by The dominator1386 March 3, 2014

Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.

Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"

by Havoker July 15, 2011

DJ cone

A song producer, typically produces non-vocal tracks, typically in the style of instrumentals, But original tracks. Officially, his debut track was memories, this is disputed on Apple Music due to a technical issue on their part it seems and so there may be some argument as to what his debut track was.

John. “Have you heard the tune? “Paul, “what one, memories by DJ Cone?“John, yes. It’s definitely a big one “

by Brian badondi December 30, 2019