Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004

Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.

I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker

by Abu_sme September 30, 2007

Cockery

Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.

"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

by vincup October 17, 2014

Coccer

A word thrown in to general conversation by someone with less than poor English skills.

When the ESL student was asked "was life better now or in the past?" the student replied with "was life better in the past coccer ball is pig. pig is soft""

by carlurckle December 13, 2010

betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008

coker

1.The last name of Myself.
2.The last name of my family as well.

"What are we doing tonight?"
(random person) "I don't know, I think we are going to Coker's house."

by Coker July 6, 2004

Hot cum cooker

A Vagina

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.

by Jam09 June 10, 2009