Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish April 08, 2014

Cob

Related too or describing ones dick.

Dude that guy’s got a massive cob.

by Angry cob September 26, 2021

cob

foul, stinky, dirty, gross

old peoples feet are very cob

by user9918273645483 May 28, 2022

cob

basically means scrub or sometimes used to call someone stupid

your such a cob

by shkee bop September 23, 2018

Cob

Cobba or mate

Oi cob

by Shhdh May 13, 2019

Cob

a racist term towards white people, red necks mainly

that cob was caught fucking his sister

by niggamyjordans July 10, 2011

Cob

Cob: Someone who is an extreme cornball.

“Brianna is such a Cob!” Said Chris.

“Dude, Cobs are so unfunny.”

by Mal, The unstable May 30, 2025