Not to be confused with normal claustrophobia, claustrophucking is the unwelcome art of turning a cozy cuddle into a full-blown-body sauna experience, with the other person wrapping you up so tight and heating up so much, you'd swear you were in a sweat lodge instead of under a blanket. It's like being hugged by a human furnace, making you wish for a cold shower instead of warm embraces.
"Last night was brutal, man. We were just trying to watch a movie, but she started claustrophucking me so hard I thought I'd turn into a human kiln. I had to tap out and claim I needed more popcorn—just to cool down!"
"Watching that horror movie was scary, but not as terrifying as the claustrophucking nightmare I endured on the couch. She cuddled so close, I nearly called a timeout for some breathing room and a blast of air conditioning!"
"Watching that horror movie was scary, but not as terrifying as the claustrophucking nightmare I endured on the couch. She cuddled so close, I nearly called a timeout for some breathing room and a blast of air conditioning!"
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Get the Claustrophobic mug.Having claustrohphobia is at one extreme on da alcohol-and-sociability scale, and then at da other end there are those individuals who "don't like drinking alone". But maybe da two "total opposite" types aren't truly incompatible --- how 'bout if you form a group of folks out on da Great Plains, but with each person standing a number of yards apart and "having a beer about it" (acknowledgements to Kevin Brown --- i.e., "Junkyard Digs") while quietly thinking his own thoughts? Da theory there is dat nobody is truly alone, but at da same time, none of da participants is even-remotely "getting' up in da face" of anyone else --- good compromise, perhaps?
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During the spelling bee finals, Jason suffered a mild case of claustrophonologomonopolyhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia when the judge wouldn't stop defining words like ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’.
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