Not to be confused with normal claustrophobia, claustrophucking is the unwelcome art of turning a cozy cuddle into a full-blown-body sauna experience, with the other person wrapping you up so tight and heating up so much, you'd swear you were in a sweat lodge instead of under a blanket. It's like being hugged by a human furnace, making you wish for a cold shower instead of warm embraces.
"Last night was brutal, man. We were just trying to watch a movie, but she started claustrophucking me so hard I thought I'd turn into a human kiln. I had to tap out and claim I needed more popcorn—just to cool down!"
"Watching that horror movie was scary, but not as terrifying as the claustrophucking nightmare I endured on the couch. She cuddled so close, I nearly called a timeout for some breathing room and a blast of air conditioning!"
"Watching that horror movie was scary, but not as terrifying as the claustrophucking nightmare I endured on the couch. She cuddled so close, I nearly called a timeout for some breathing room and a blast of air conditioning!"
by CyberPlayBoy69 April 24, 2024
The not so distant cousin of phone sex. An art of sparking someone’s mind and setting off fireworks before the action even starts. The equivalent of foreplay to phone sex, but through text. Intellectually stimulating the other persons mind with steamy puns and wit that turn up the heat without even being in the same room.
"Late into the night, their phones were buzzing non-stop as they engaged in some intense cyberplay, each message ramping up the excitement more than the last."
"After three hours of relentless cyberplay, she texted, 'Be honest, is your autocorrect just as turned on as we are?'"
"After three hours of relentless cyberplay, she texted, 'Be honest, is your autocorrect just as turned on as we are?'"
by CyberPlayBoy69 April 24, 2024