church hopping 

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's

the smiths were seriously into church hopping

church hopping by michael foolsley December 1, 2009

Church of the Fonz 

A new religion to worship the fonz from the show Happy Days! :)) peter griffin is the ministor

Today I learned about potsie and the tuscaderos in the church of the fonz

Church of the Fonz by dkfhsdihgsi June 8, 2010

Church Job

Church Job - n. - refers to a blow job performed in close proximity to a church or chapel. To become a true "cj" (church job for short), the person receiving the blow job must be in a relationship with a different male or female than that who is performing the act of oral sex. You get bonus props for getting a "cj" if your cheating on a Korean girl, who is nicer and more innocent than anyone you can imagine.

Damn man, I can't believe you got another church job tonight, thats dope!

Church Job by Super Sq October 6, 2009

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.

Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints by LA Speedy January 26, 2009

church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer

We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.

church basketball by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009

church creeper 

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....

Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....

church creeper by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

church shoes 

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

church shoes by Adel May 12, 2018