cockerhoople

To leave somthing in a complete mess.
such as a teenagers untidy bedroom.
or a messy divorce.( complete cockerhoople)

"your bedroom is so untidy its a complete cockerhoople"

by Michael J Perry November 7, 2007

throat choker

A cock so damn big, it clogs up the throat and chokes the shit out of ya.

edmundson is talking funny, she must of had a throat choker this morning.

by fat meat December 13, 2004

Chris Crocker

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube

Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag

by Ignoranus September 30, 2007

Crocker Time

Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them

Bob: hey Tim what times it?
Tim: 3am why?
Bob: nope its CROCKER TIME!
Tim: ZOMG!

by xCandymanx April 15, 2009

Chunky Chink Chonkers

A word used to describe a fatass asian. You can use any vowel pretty much and get a racial term for a squints. Such as: chink, chank, chonk..you get the idea.

Wow, Justin sure is a Chunky Chink Chonkers.

by Robert Dalton July 27, 2008

crocker

a contrary action that is very housewifey and/or culinarily adventurous. typically begins to occur after hipsters start having children.

person a: "i'm going to make pesto risotto tonight for steven, i've never tried before!"
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."

or

person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."

when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook

by flexus July 2, 2007

Heckin chonker

Heckin chonker refers to someone morbidly obese, chonker refers to chonk, which refers to chunk, which refers to a chunk of fat. Heckin is the verb for heck, a word used to express amazement or disappointment depending on the context.

“That new kid jimmy is a real heckin chonker, I bet he sits around eating junk all day.”

by Pitbull (the real rapper) February 4, 2021