nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

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LE Check

Law Enforcement Check. One of several different tests used by hookers and johns in order for each to prove to the other that he or she is not a police officer. Examples include the prostitute touching the john's genitals and the john touching the prostitute's breasts.

After the LE check, we were off to the races.

by nookular December 19, 2008

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check the rice

When one works in a fast food restaurant and utters the phrase, "Check the rice," it's code for a slammin' hot bitch at either the front counter or the drive through. The restaurant does not need to serve rice dishes for this saying to apply.

Will: "Hey Alex, check the rice!"
Alex: "Holy shit she's hot!"

by bigboyyy2 January 29, 2009

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Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

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Smell Check

When a parent hugs you and discretely sniffs for pot, alcohol, etc.

"Ah man this party's the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?"
"Nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home."
"oh. .. Wanna try exploding Dave's cat in the microwave?"
"Yes."

by TotallyNotHighRigntNow January 14, 2015

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